English in Russia

Check out these for learning English:     www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/ www.learnenglish.org.uk/   ...and these for news:     www.guardian.co.uk www.thetimes.co.uk www.bbc.co.uk   www.theonion.com (alternative US news site - sometimes amusing)

Let it be - Давайте жрать пчел

Can You hear me - Ты можешь меня здесь

Undressed custom model - Голая таможенная модель

Manicure - Деньги лечат

I'm just asking - Я всего лишь король жоп

I have been there - У меня там фасоль

God

  Foreigners write best about other countries as they see them as outsiders and pick up on the things that familiarity makes us blind to.  George Mikes, a Hungarian immigrant to the UK ages ago, wrote a couple of books about how we do things - some of it's out-of-date these days but most of it

Check out "the best page in the universe" - this bloke's a bit of a nutcase but funny all the same. http://maddox.xmission.com/  

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQr1u1l-rIU DJ Format (feat. Abdominal)     I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little
My name is Abdominal I'll make you laugh and giggle
Just like a little schoolgirl when I'm touching the mic
Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike
Cos