English in Russia

George Mikes talking about the English and their strange ways...i'd agree with most of the stuff here (though it's a bit outdated now).   http://lib.ru/ANEKDOTY/mikes1.txt  

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. “Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his

Here's a question - why is Ikea at Parnas so badly signposted?   Bloody near ended up on the evil ring road...

  Jose Gonzalez - folk-singer
  Lovestain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYl2__6Y5gk   You left a lovestain on my heart
And you left a bloodstain on the ground
But blood comes off easily

But blood comes off easily

You left a lovestain on my heart

Not very politically correct (but I don't think that'll bother any Russians out there!):   The geography of women:    Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the